Texting while driving makes you 23 times more likely to be in an accident. It's like driving blind for five seconds at a time—long enough to cover the length of a football field. Cellphone-related walking injuries have quadrupled in the past seven years, leading to about 1,100 people admitted to the emergency room last year alone. Using your phone while on the go is very dangerous, but let's be honest: you don't give ashit. So let's talk about how you can do this incredibly stupid thing while probably not dying.